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THE DECRESCENCE OF SENESCENCE
By being superannuated
You become hypoanimated.
Your legs sure feel like lead;
You’ve a cloud in your head.
You wish that you could be updated.
DEBT THREAT
Ronald Reagan piled up a huge debt.
Georgie Bush made it much huger yet.
Now they’re blaming Obama—
They’ve made quite a drama—
And Reagan has become their new pet.
DEAL OR STEAL?
Our president hopes for a fair deal,
But his opponents prefer a steal.
They’d give more to the rich—
Leave the poor in a ditch;
And for health care their aim’s to repeal.
ITINERANT JOBS
The right wing says that taxes kill jobs.
Bush cut taxes and jobs left by gobs.
They were sent overseas
Where workers work for peas.
This sure pleased the corporate nabobs.
A “HEIL” AND A HOWL
There was this rather short Nazi guy
Who met a rather tall Nazi spy,
But when he saluted
The other guy hooted
For he’d poked the tall spy in the eye.