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Contents
Foreword and Dedication
vii
Limericks (A Collection of Schmucks,
Odd Ducks, Mucky-Mucks, Dumb Clucks,
and Yuk-Yuks)
1
Proverbs and ‘Converbs’: Yea-Saying and
Naysaying
25
More Proverbs—’Converbs’ from Here & There 39
Four Original Proverbs of an Old Married Man
43
Literal Lexicon or How an Alien Understands
the English Language
45
Noah’s Daughter, and Why There’s No Mention
of Her in the Bible
51
Loopy Lyrics
57
Some Miscellaneous Tomfoolery
63
Acknowledgements
67
About the Author
68