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BITTY TITTY
There was a young dame from Wasilla
Who wanted to tame a gorilla.
She showed her small titty;
The ape taking pity,
Decided that he wouldn’t kill ha’.
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY
There was once a male R.N. named Ned
Who laid lots of people in bed.
One day there was Mary,
But Mary was wary,
And she kicked poor old Ned in the head.
HOLY “THMOKE”!
An archbishop had very poor speech.
When he tried to say “leach” he said “weach.”
Instead of “apostle”
He would say “apothle.”
And all squirmed when he started to “pweach.”
BRAIN DRAIN
A pop singer named Billy Joe Blaine
Had odd stuff going on in his brain.
Not singing sweet verses,
He bellowed vile curses.
I fear that he was going insane.
CAMPAIGN TRAIL 2012
Have you heard of Governor Romney?
His voice makes me rather “insomny.”
He is running for prez;
At least that’s what he says.
As prez he’d be like an old Omni.