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YUM-YUM
A big contest was held in Bombay
To see who could eat most in one day.
The big contest was won
By a swami’s small son,
Who consumed everyone in his way.
BUZZ BOMB
A photographer who could not see
Had great ears that could pick up a flea.
He aimed at the flutter
And then clicked the shutter,
But the flea had been stung by a bee.
BLOATED GOAT
A young Jew who lived in Odessa
Once wanted to be a professah.
`When he wrote his thesis,
He found it in pieces.
It seems that his goat was a “fressah.”
(Fresser is the Yiddish word for glutton.)
LUNAR LOONY
An old astronaut flew to the moon
In a quite large inflated balloon.
When he got there okay
He decided to stay,
For he’d become an old loony tune.
SICK DICK
A big lobbyist for “big agra”
Came down with a case of pellagra.
His penis affected,
He was quite dejected
But cured it with soy and Viagra.