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A POLITICAL GOD
Some loud pols claim that God’s on their side.
They announce it with manifest pride.
Reminds me of imams,
But there are Doubting Toms
Who such arrogant claims can’t abide.
THE SONIMIMIC
Flo Blow could imitate any sound.
She could mimic a goat or a hound.
For a horse she would neigh;
For an ass she would bray;
She could even do ants in the ground.
MISSILE FAILURE
A porn starlet went out on a date.
When she bared all her date tried to mate.
When the gal said “Okay,”
The guy cried, “Bombs away!”
But his missile exploded too late.
SURE CURE
A frustrated skunk slunk away,
For he hadn’t stunk at all one day.
He soon found a cure
In a pile of manure.
So he stank and knew he was okay.
CLUELESS CRITTER
A small rabbit thought he was a dog
And he howled at the moon on a log.
A cat gave him chase
And he quickly lost face,
So he started to grunt like a hog.