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RAILIN’ PALIN

There was a young woman named Palin Who from Alaska was hailin’. She then went on the road And her ignorance showed. I wish she’d just quit and go sailin’

FARMBOY FUMBLE

A farm boy who lived in Nebraska

Dreamt of dancing with chicks from Alaska. He spied one at a dance But he bungled his chance, For he was too timid to ask ha’.

BECK’S DREK

The loud-mouthed right-winger Glen Beck Sadly can’t keep his passions in check. When he hears of Obama He wets his pajama

And his eyes get all bulgy like Shrek.

FOOL ON MULE

A man who was riding a mule Did so to be saving on fuel. One day the mule stumbled- - - The poor fellow tumbled

And he drowned in a neighborhood pool.

UNWITTY KITTY

There once was a little blind kitty

Who sucked what he thought was a titty. It was really a snail That he tried to inhale

And got rather sick. What a pity!

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