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Sappy, Salty, Sassy,

And Some Dead Serious Limericks

GAY-OKAY 1

A young man who once lived in L.A. Had suspected that he might be gay. In a Texas corral He met hard-riding Sal And found out that he was okay.

GAY-OKAY 2

They got hitched in a Waco café— Had a son that they named Elbie Jay. Elbie Jay sought romance So he traveled to France

And got hitched to a man in Marseilles.

DOGGONE DAY, OR TOO HOUSE-BROKEN

A dog had a great urge to pee But he could fnd no hydrant or tree. So he howled and he whined Till his master designed To take him to pee in the sea.

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