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SON OF A BUSH

One George Dubya, the son of a Bush, Sure deserves a big kick in the tush, For he started a war That was never paid for.

Our economy’s since turned to mush.

LADDIE’S STUMBLE

A laddie who spied a cute lassie Admired her remarkable chassis. He let out a loud yell. Then he chased her and fell. He’s now got a very sore assie.

CHILD LABOR

As a child I worked in a mahket.* In a town that was named Woonsocket. The work was okay Except for the pay.

I didn’t get much for my pocket.

*That’s the way we pronounced “market” in Rhode Island.

GENDER BENDER

A woman named Lee Ann in L.A. Was convinced that it would be okay To alter her gender, Call herself Leander,

And have sex in the masculine way.

GOOD BOY, BAD BOY

I once heard that twin brothers from Kent Stayed together wherever one went, But one was a winner, The other a sinner

Who ate all the wrong things at Lent.

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