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GAS HOLE

Another man had issues with gas. His trouble was to make the gas pass. “No problem,” the doc said. “We can put you to bed

And can widen the hole in your ass.

ASTAIRE AND A WALL

There once was a dancer named Fred. There was no place that he feared to tread. He could dance upon chairs, Upon walls, upon stairs.

I’m sure he could dance on his head.

CRAZY CUR

There was a young puppy named Daisy That sadly seemed awfully lazy. Too lazy to suck, She pecked like a duck, But maybe poor Daisy was crazy.

AYATOLLAH—HOLY ROLLAH

There once was an old ayatollah Who happened to drink Coca-Cola. It so flled him with zest That he fed to the West And became a devout Holy Rollah.*

*The Holy Rollers are a Pentecostal Christian sect that in their religious services sometimes roll on the foor.

FAUX POL

A faux pol named Arnold Schwarzenegger Helped make California a beggar. He should change his career And sell sausage and beer Or work as a burly bootlegger.

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