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JOCK-STRAPPED

A derby was run in Kentucky On a course that was terribly mucky. The track was so wet All the jocks were upset.

They’d have gone faster riding a ducky.

GENERATION DEGENERATION

They are called “The Great Generation”; They united to save our nation. Our economy grew, And our school system too. Now our nation is stuck in stagnation.

WATER-SOAKED SCOT

A Scot who had lived in the highland Decided to move to an island. As the isle washed away The Scot started to pray,

And he luckily washed up in Thailand.

MONKEY BUSINESS

There was a chimpanzee named Anna Who made off with a bright red bandana. With her new acquisition She followed tradition And traded it for a banana.

FOUL PLAY

A man with a wart on his ass Made a musical sound passing gas. He soon learned to play A concerto that way

And on Sundays he farted at Mass.

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