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NUDE DUDE
It is said that a young dude named Jude
Liked to play ice hockey in the nude.
One day ‘twas real frigid;
His body froze rigid,
And so there until springtime he stood.
RUDE DUDE
There was quite another young dude
Who most times could be terribly rude.
Every person he’d meet
He’d suspect was a cheat,
And he had no desire to be screwed.
LEWD DUDE
Even worse was a very lewd dude,
Who to porn sites was steadily glued.
He would spend his whole day
Calculating a way
To locate the next dame to be screwed.
STEWED DUDE
But the worst was this beer-loving dude,
Who would gulp every beer that was brewed.
He would drink and would drink
Till he’d slur and he’d stink,
And spend most of his life starkly stewed.